Vegetable Abuse

High school(1989): Bobbie’s mother was a totally different person when she consumed way too much alcohol. Bobbie always felt like she had to walk on eggshells the entire time she lived with her mom. She was like a bomb ready to go off at any moment. Anyway, Bobbie’s mother wanted Bobbie to go buy some cucumbers at the Korean market (bad idea). This was a brand new experience for Bobbie, and not a good one at that. So Bobbie thought, “What the hell…it can’t be that difficult.” Boobie went to the market and bought the biggest cucumbers available. She figured, why not get the most for the buck. As soon as she brought it home, her mother started beating her on the head with the cucumbers until they broke into several pieces. “It’s so ignorant of you to buy some big-ass cucumbers! What’s wrong with you?” Bobbie was pissed. How the hell was she supposed to know what type of cucumbers are the best.


~ by Bobbie on November 10, 2011.

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